'The Secret Diary of Prince George, Aged 3 1/2 Months.' Buckingham Palace, London, 2013. 'My mum and I seem to be on the cover of every magazine these days. She must be really pleased that I've made her so famous. Before I arrived, I don't suppose many people had even heard of her.' Kensington Palace, London, 2013. 'Dad's a pilot who flies helicopters right up in the sky. I think that's why he's called Highness.' 'Great grandma came round today. Her name is Queen. She's married to this grumpy old bloke called Chookee Edinburgh who walks around with his hands behind his back.' A great little humour title stocking-filler!