Rules for Couples. Everyone knows the tired, clichd advice for a healthy relationship Never go to bed angry. The couple that plays together, stays together. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Sexual favors in exchange for cleaning up the cat vomit is a good and fair trade. Okay, maybe not that last one. In You Can Only Yell at Me for One Thing at a Time Rules for Couples, the authors of Why Dont You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It share their fresh, new romance tips that will make you laugh, make you feel seen, and remind you why your relationship is better than everyone elses. These nuggets of advice include If you must breathe, dont