Once upon a time there was a girl who didnt know how to eat. She ate soup with chopsticks, sandwiches with a hammer, cake with a paintbrush. She ate jelly and ice-cream with a key, bread with a straw and potatoes with a sieve. She told the time with a knife and fork and won the Nobel Peace Prize.A quirky, nonsensical collection of tiny, exquisitely illustrated stories offering an absurd solution to everyday tasks.A manual for the inept for childlike adults and grown-up children.