This story is about….hmmm, hang on, the word is so scary that I'm not even sure I should say it.Let me just think for a moment while I decide if you are brave enough to hear the word.Ok, I suppose I'll have to say it, otherwise, this story is not going to make any sense. Unless I substitute the word for something else?Hmmm, that might work. Ok, let me do that.This is the story about the real reason avocados are so grumpy.Hold on, that makes no sense at all. Right, I think I'm just going to have to come out and say it.Close your eyes. Are you ready?TROLL!Contains Dyslexia-Friendly Font.