Hairy Mole had wanted to be a pirate for as long as he could remember. With a black, bushy beard, rotten teeth and an eyepatch (which he didn't really need), Hairy Mole was nearly as scary as his pirate crew: Belch (the tallest, with the biggest nose), Pickle, the twins, Crevice and Pitt, and tiny Guff (she has the biggest ears).