Hilarious poems that get to the heart of how people really feel once the sparkle of married life has faded just a little. Written with brilliant wit, sharp observation and a big dose of reality, 'Love Poems for Married People' takes the poetic form, turns it upside down and leaves it in the dishwasher to dry. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives, from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating habits, it's all covered.