Half My Facebook Friends Are Ferrets

Fifteen-year-old Josh fantasizes about becoming a death metal guitarist complete with tattoos, piercings and hoards of adoring fans, but it's not easy when his super-strict mum won't let him grow his hair or even wear black t-shirts! Luckily Josh has a way of coping with life's setbacks; it's only a diary, but it contains all Josh's hopes, dreams and frustrations ( not to mention some great ideas for band names and lyrics). There's a lot he wants to get done before his 16th birthday, but things never turn out quite like he plans...